The Sea-Bear
An exploration in marine biology
A step by step on how to stop Sea-Bear attacks
1:Don't do any of the following 8 actions, this attracts them:
1)Playing the clarinet badly.
2)Waving a flashlight back and forth really fast, (flashlights are their natural prey).
3)Stomping the ground (they take it as a challenge).
4)Eating cubed cheese, sliced is safe.
5)Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion (such as upside down or tilted).
6)Wearing clown shoes.
7)Wearing a hoop skirt.
8)Screeching like a chimpanzee (never, ever, ever, do this, it's the thing Sea-Bears are attracted to the most).
In case of an attack
If you or a friend attract a Sea-Bear, it will most likely attack you. That being said you aren't defenceless, you can draw a Sea-Bear circle, a Sea-Bear circle is the only way to defend against an attack and is very easy to do once you get to it, to explain it here is Garfielf! He knows what to do!
A very large and grumpy Sea-Bear
A very large and grumpy Sea-Bear
My Movie 3
What not to do
Like Garfielf said you must draw a Sea-Bear circle if you ever see one and you don't want to risk an attack.
The steps to making one are as follows:
1)Grab a stick
2)Draw a perfect circle(no ovals)
3)wait for the Sea-Bear to leave.
It is know that Sea-Bears may attack more than once they will do this if you: Run, Limp or Crawl. To avoid getting attacked twice or more only walk away from the Bear (the Sea-Bear may attack more than once if it dislikes you).
if you happen to fall victim to multiple Sea-Bear attacks, you will likely attract a Sea-Rino. The Sea-Rino is so powerful, the Sea-Bear circle has no effect upon the beast! In order to defend against such a powerful animal you must wear protective anti Sea-Rino undergarments.
By not wearing the undergarments you risk: Drowning, Broken bones, Mental Scaring, PTSD, Heart attacks, Diabetes, Internal bleeding, Heavy Bleeding, Scars, Depression, being impaled, lose of limbs, Heart Failure, Becoming Brain Dead, Cancer and Death