The Sea-Bear
An exploration in marine biology
Interviews
As you may have learned, the Sea-Bear is a very big threat, yet very few people know about it. To raise awareness about the Sea-Bear and to test the public's knowledge of this issue I have gathered a assortment of ten questions for the public to answer. Below will be the funniest answers I have gathered:
1)What is the most dangerous animal in all the undersea jungle?
20/25 got this right
Funniest answer: Sea-Horse
Answer: Sea-Bear/Sea-Rhino
2)Tell me the information you know about the Sea-Bear.
(No real answer)
Funniest answer: it is a bear that you can see.
Most common answer: It is a Bear that lives in the Under Sea jungle
3)Tell me the info you know about the Sea-Rhino.
(No real answer)
Funniest answer: it is a rhino that you can see.
Most common answer: It is a Rhino that lives in the Sea
4)Most normal sane human beings take flashlights with them on camping trips, what action must you not perform when holding one?
2/25 got this right
Funniest answer: Turn it on
Answer: Waving it back and forth really fast
5)What action must you perform in order to protect yourself from a attack once a Sea-Bear shows up?
5/25 got this right
Funniest answer: Throw you flashlight at it, breaking its skull
Answer: Drawing a Sea-Bear circle
6)What is a common mistake people make when performing the answer to question 5?
3/25 got this right
Funniest answer: Missing your throw
Answer: Drawing an oval
7) What is the Sea-Bear's natural prey?
0/25 got this right
Funniest answer: Babies
Answer: Drawing an oval
8)What is the action Sea-Bears hate the most?
0/25 got this right
Funniest answer:The laughter of children
Answer: Screeching like a chimpanzee
9)What attracts a Sea-Rhino?
6/25 got this right
Funniest answer:A female Sea-Rhino
Answer: A Sea-Bear attack
10)What article of clothing must you wear to protect from a Sea-Rhino attack?
2/25 got this right
Funniest answer: A spacesuit with memes and a sombrero.
Answer: Sea-Rhino undergarments
Individual with highest result: Doug 8D with a whopping score of 6/8, he is our champion!
As you can see with the results the general public is in desperate need of a wake up call on this threat. Please take the time to share this with your friends and family. Get them to spread the message and make the world a safer place. Think of the children, not knowing what to do when a Sea-Bear shows up and being mauled repeatedly, until a Sea-Rhino shows up, don't let that be there last breath.