The Sea-Bear

Introducing the official anti Sea-Bear stick! The only product that will make a Sea-Bear circle the way you want it! It's made from the finest drift wood. Drift wood is wood that has been swept into the ocean drifting about aimlessly, as it gets tossed and turned by the salty waves, it turns a nice snow white, but something even more special than that happens, it gets the power to draw a prefect circle! Unfortunately it is hard to reach driftwood from the sea floor when you're having a picnic on the sea floor. That is why you should buy our product its hand delivered to you! (We also disinfect it and paint it brown). It always makes a circle, never an oval!!! 

And now for a limited time the sister product, the official protective Sea-Rhino undergarments!!! (You should already know about this)